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Run santa run

The Bell 47 helicopter I’m riding shotgun in can barely keep pace with the powerful speedboat below. In the cockpit of the late model Donzi are sacks of what appear to be colourfully wrapped boxes of various sizes. No doubt … Continue reading

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Montique’s demise?

Barely had Monti finished his tale when my forkful of tender Kobe steak took on a life of its own. With a sparking flash of light and a sudden desire to force its way into my mouth, the common utensil … Continue reading

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The red shirt

A day and a half in Monaco reveal that while the variety and quality of clothing available is good, the value is not. We are also finding it difficult to arm ourselves, the usual channels are dry. Seems there has … Continue reading

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Negative

Negative, thankfully. That Lars bastard bled all over me and I feared I might have caught something from him. My gun jammed and I needed to improvise, luckily a pair of Confederate swords were displayed on his living room wall. … Continue reading

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