Tag Archives: transportation

gertrude

Gertrude, a stalwart from our sister agency in Finland, has been in the business longer than even Marcie. Yet despite Gertie’s, and by the way, she despises the name Gertie, though we refer to her as just that as our … Continue reading

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Blue

Seated at a table against the far wall, Clyde and I enjoy our pints of an American lager. To our left, perched atop a high stool, back to the front window and playing a beat-up guitar is an aging hippie; … Continue reading

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How I met your mandy

An otherwise blank business card with only a first name and a phone number, is something fairly common in my line of work. Mandy! Of course I dialled the number immediately, and of course the call went straight to a … Continue reading

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Run santa run

The Bell 47 helicopter I’m riding shotgun in can barely keep pace with the powerful speedboat below. In the cockpit of the late model Donzi are sacks of what appear to be colourfully wrapped boxes of various sizes. No doubt … Continue reading

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Quando omni flunkus mortati

Gliding over the Caspian Sea, Jaxon brings me up to speed with the real world.  While I was on the lam, in U.S. America, flirting with desertion and Stacy; my office decided to call the incident a much needed vacation. … Continue reading

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Rangifer tarandus

I finally got another crack at Cringle. It seems that American Intelligence couldn’t get anything out of him so they released him; with a tail. The young spook assigned to tail Santa was easy to spot, probably just out of … Continue reading

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90 days

Nine days turned to ninety. As I sit in this popular American bar/restaurant, just fifty miles north of New York City, I begin to take inventory of the last couple of months. The cute barmaid hands me another 7&7. I … Continue reading

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